Kelly adopts an announcer's voice. "Meanwhile, back at stately Jedi 
Temple..."

Avirida /laughs/.

Kelly | "Holy Sith Lords, Master Qui-Gon!"

Pira cackles at Kelly.

Pira says "Don't tell me someone wrote a batman and robin parody?"

Kelly says, "No, I'm just making this up as I go."

Kelly | Liam intones, "Look, Obi-Wan. The Jedi Signal."

Kelly says, "With Jar Jar Binks as Bat-Mite. ;)"

Harukuk | Qui-Gon swings his slightsaber, Darth Maul parries, >ZORCH!< 
Darth Maul hits Qui-Gon in the face with the base >BOFFO!< then thrusts 
>SPLUTCH!<

Kelly | The Queen nods gravely, stalling for time until she can slip 
out and change into her other identity: Padme Naberrie, Jedi Girl.

Kelly says, "This is just too awful."

Avirida says "Yes. :)"

Kelly | The Viceroy capers and gestures. "Get dem, my loyal henchdroids!"
Rows of battle droids surge forth, each with GOON printed across their 
backs.

Kelly says, "Don't ask me what kind of giant prop Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan
end up strapped to."

Harukuk | Darth Maul postures, "And the next time these force shields 
close, they will slice you in half! But now, I must go..."

Kelly | After the Sith Lord leaves, Qui-Gon turns to his apprentice. 
"Quickly, Obi-Wan, your Jedi Utility Belt."