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Rule 62
If you are not sure what rule 62 is, we'll give you a hint: it is in the second half of the twelve by twelve.
Two oldtimers and a newcomer were stranded on an island. After several months, one of them found a lantern on the beach, polished it clean, and out popped a genie. "In return for my freedom, I will grant each of you one wish", announced the genie.
The first old timer said, "I have a loving wife at home, my relationships with my children have been healed, and I have four beautiful grandchildren. I surely do miss them. I wish I were back home again." Poof. His wish was granted.
The second old timer said, "I miss my family too. And before we were stranded, I had a wonderful career and a beautiful home. I wish to go home too". Poof. His wish was granted.
The newcomer said, "My wife left me, my children hate me, I lost my house and job. I have nothing to go back home to. The only friends I had in the whole world were my two buddies here on the island, and they're gone. I sure do wish they were here now."
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
