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First the ‘eco bluz’ news.

Some large hairy unique mutated & starving wild animals are reported invading utopian suburbs seeking food, after being driven from their native forest habitats now burning in raging wildfire started by lightening storm after the longest drout in 200 years. More on that later, after the fire victims die.

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Just got a new scary announcement, another prediction (or wild guess?) by climate crisis science giant computer -model, called ‘total-random fury”, speculating again, like Al Gore’s 'bullship of global warmings’ warning US about how soon we will suffer a global tipping point & drown in rising-seas levels from melting ice-caps, so we should bicycle!

We can see here on this animated Techni-color map of detailed fantasy, as huge ocean tides invading our US & UK empire coastlines of most major cities. That’s why the US government is slowly & secretly moving its capital to Denver. Who cares? it will raise US debt, markets there & insurance rates on the coast, ever hier to protect your property from Revenge of Gaia – ‘Acts of God’, if the bank hasn’t foreclosed on your 2^nd mortgage yet.

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A recent court in Nevada has acquitted a US citizen of ‘federal tax fraud’ for not paying the IRS Federal income tax, he refused to pay. Here’s the background. A radical hippy man Aaron Russou, is the illegitimate step-son of Janis Joplin. He claims in his underground documentary ‘Freedom to Fascism’ that US government is ruled by “Federal Reserve board’ banks running the IRS since 1917, without Congress passing a law requiring citizens to pay IRS federal taxes.

That’s verified by Richard Kennedy the British comedian ‘History of Oil” ranting the US income tax began from WW1 when big banks took over US economy. So US citizens pay the IRS billions/year to FRB to print the money of the national budget, now about a trillion$/year. So we’ll certainly get more hot news on this issue. If other Americans revolt against IRS income tax.

However the national debt is many trillions $s. So we can never pay-off the national debt at this rate, which means we are a bankrupt nation, in theory only. Actually you need a college degree in economics to know what I just said. So forget it, don’t worry & just trust big brother, I mean Uncle Sam!

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An alienating story if I ever read one. The US Air force, NASA & NSA, are now admitting to aliens in outer space, who are threatening our controlled air space. Their using ET joke ads to soften the shock to Americans & make US pay a trillion $s for the new global “Star Wars” system after we withdraw from Iraq.

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A fantastic new science story from specialized brain chemistry dept has success fully revived Einstein’s’ cryogenically frozen brain that’s been transplanted into the last remaining Bonobo monkey in captivity. But Uncle Albert was celibate & the Bonobo is very horny, so it wants to screw any thing with hair that moves. See that on ‘youtube’ video – called ‘Albert’s Boner Brain & Primal Tears. hilarious horny wannabe monkey porno, well almost… ha ha ha” Next news show well have the author of the new novel ‘Primal Tears’ – about a Human/Bonobo hybrid woman in future NW hippyland.

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Now for caustic commentary by our blind liberal comedian, drunk on free radical candy. Here he is – Swinging Hairy Stabber - the hip babbler of BS.

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I was gotta rumor report on the US ‘FEMA & Homeland Security” a new plot to cause riots in cities & imprison the poor in peace camps in remote bioregions. But no one will believe it. So just go camping & grow your “Food not lawns” yummy fresh veggies ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Have you heard of the ‘California raw milk wars?’ No!, they’re not stealing or killing for raw cows milk. The battle in Sacramento is over the legality of selling raw organic milk in California markets, which has been legal for 5 years now in dozens of natural food stores. However the big dairy industry is attacking the raw milk dairies to prove there’s dangerous disease causing microbes in raw milk.

That was disproved in LA county almost 10 years ago when LA county legalized raw milk in stores there after 2 years of legal arguing to prove its healthy, not dangerous like dairy industry claimed. So this year100s of raw milk drinkers have demonstrated, singing songs, showing their healthy children, written letters, appeared at & in hearings in Sacramento this year.

They’ve won some legal victories, but big dairy won’t give up yet. And its costing the pro raw milk case $100,000s. However this is a big test case for National Dairy Association” as most US states have laws against raw dairy milk. But the Weston Price Foundation – “Campaign for Real Milk” is getting bigger by the day. So, more on this later!

Next EcoBluz Nuz we’ll report of raging US “Hemp Wars’ battling over the US grain industry”, similar to the raw milk wars.

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Have a deep day, every day - greener ways.

Be hi from Hairy Stabber your Eco rambler, or ‘liberal blabber’ the neo-cons ‘straw dog’ man. On you favorite ‘Eco Bluz Nuz’ of true dues for great empire campains of big science clues. ‘Fair, honest & balanced’

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